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Provocative Headlines…Naked Secrets Revealed!

Looking haggard as he emerged from the Lawcourts yesterday, Mr. ettuspadix displayed little more than a wan smile. I hope they give him the stiff and uncompromising sentence he so richly deserves. Pictures on page 18.

It just is, Alright…

Well, as we say farewell to yet another Grapplehook Term, at the Academy of St. Elvis-in the-Martian-Plains, we reflect upon our achievements woefully under-achieved. That’s not a bad thing though, as our sponsored subject for this term was “Armed Robbery and Associated Studies”.

Matron returns from Holloway in the near future. Our prayers go to the Parole Board, and it’s officers in the Community.

Verisimilitudes, and Other Falsehoods.

It’s been a very philosophical time, at the Chateau Ettuspadix, as we are currently redecorating what we like to call the “Descartes Room” – at least we think we are. Of course we would have started with the “Existentialist Suite”, but that would just be Sartre for Sartre”s sake.

Self-Seal Envelopes – Are They the New Hermeticism?

Frankly, I doubt it. There was very little wrong with the Old Hermeticism.

My placid nature forbids further comment on this issue. Thank you.

“With”; Are You Prepared?

In this limbo between Xmas for some, and New Year for others, my help-meet and tax advisor Mrs. fforbes-Watson has been a pillar of sanity and marzipan. I would doff my hat to you, Euphegenia, but I have been advised by my Physicians (for they are legion) that these days I must practise safe head. What Party-Poopers they all are.