Lately I have wondered; what is wondering? The nature of wonder is a wonder of nature, so why not enjoy it to the full, and purchase gnat hosiery on a regular basis, if only to confuse your local haberdasher.
Make those unsightly gnat appendages more sightly, and have a good “yo ho ho” to boot, with our latest range. Now comes in ultra-sheer 0 denier for extra comfort when beating yourself to death against an 11 watt energy saver, or getting totally confused by a lampshade. Instantly combustable in candle flames. Leave no clues whatsoever for Forensics!
Buy now to avoid avoidance.